❦ 17th Record

[iattractmushi]

How often do the memories come with multiple [pause] side effects? I thought they usually came with just one, but I just discovered all my cigarettes have turned into some kind of hard candy.

[Pause]

Oh, and anyone who has seen me today, or might see me in the next few days--no, I'm not doing this on purpose. It's annoying, and makes it hard to get things done. Feel free to laugh, but just let me do my job without stopping me to tell me how funny I am.

Comments

[iattractmushi]

If you don't mind sweet things, yeah. I'll just wait it out.

[Though candy wouldn't do much to help Cloud, even if he could bring himself to eat it.]

And he's being completely honest |D

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I'd rather have something in my mouth than nothing I guess.

Lol, oral fixation

[iattractmushi]

There is that. [Pause] Well, I'll see how I feel by the end of today. Maybe I'll end up trying the darn [Short pause. How interesting.] things after all.

Yeeeeep

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

You can't ... use bad words either, huh?

[iattractmushi]

Shucks

Looks like it. At least I'm not spewing soap this time.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Soap and candy. That wouldn't taste good at all.

[iattractmushi]

[Slight pause.]

Yeah, I don't even want to imagine that flavor.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I'd have to wash that down with

[struggles to write a variety of alcoholic drink names and fails]

Okay first my cigs and my ... words, and now I can't even talk about my favorite drinks?

[iattractmushi]

...don't tell me. That's been swapped out, too? For what, fruit juice?

This is getting ridiculous.

After going to the fridge...

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Fruit and vegetable juice. And one container of milk. Why milk? I don't even like milk that much.

[[OOC: Going with the idea that lactose intolerance is common in East Asia]]

[iattractmushi]

...wonder how long it'll take everyone else to find out about this.

He's thinking it's just all the adult pleasures

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Depends on how much they enjoy the finer things in life, looks like.

It's a reasonable guess, based on the clues they've been handed XD

[iattractmushi]

Sure hope this doesn't last too long.

Yeah until you get to more recent entries like SM's voice change

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Me too man. I try to laugh at... crap like this, but taking away my cigs? Ugh.

That just throws everything off XD

[iattractmushi]

The tree knows how to make us squirm.

Still, it seems a little unfair to pull stuff like this on us without even a warning.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

The day they start giving out warnings is the day they throw the doors open and let us out, I bet.

[iattractmushi]

Probably true.

[But he thinks that if they don't give the cigarettes back soon, they might have some kind of riot on their hands pretty quickly.]