❦ 17th Record

[iattractmushi]

How often do the memories come with multiple [pause] side effects? I thought they usually came with just one, but I just discovered all my cigarettes have turned into some kind of hard candy.

[Pause]

Oh, and anyone who has seen me today, or might see me in the next few days--no, I'm not doing this on purpose. It's annoying, and makes it hard to get things done. Feel free to laugh, but just let me do my job without stopping me to tell me how funny I am.

Comments

[spandexisyouth]

I see. That would be a problem. Have you considered wearing a sign saying that you cannot stop?

[iattractmushi]

I think that might send the wrong message.

I'll just ignore people. They'll get the idea eventually.

[spandexisyouth]

Just tell them it was an apple? I am sure they will stop then.

Ignoring can work as well.

[iattractmushi]

If ignoring doesn't work, that does.

I just have to put up with it for a few days, anyway.

[spandexisyouth]

Yes. That is the good thing about these things. They are very short term.