❦ 23rd Record

[iattractmushi]

Looks like the Tree wants animals following me this month. At least this one doesn't talk.

...anyone want to tell me why this horse has a horn?

Comments

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It was a dinosaur, though.

They don't like being around people who aren't virgins, so if you get sick of yours, just go stand somewhere crowded.

[iattractmushi]

[No comment on the dinosaur thing mostly because the mun isn't sure how that would translate]

Not a bad idea.

I don't really mind it; I was just trying to figure out why it was wandering around after me.

Work is probably going to be interesting.

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

[Terrible lizard, maybe? Idk if they thought dinosaur bones belonged to dragons in Japan too, or just China.]

Even if you leave it behind to go on the elevator, it'll show up again. They're persistent suckers.

[iattractmushi]

[Most likely, yes. And I think so.]

They're able to teleport? Or is it just a Tree thing?

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

I don't know. You don't think of unicorns teleporting, but then again I didn't think of unicorns as big reptiles before, either.

[iattractmushi]

This place tends to bring things we'd never think about into existence with alarming frequency.