iattractmushi | ❦ 23rd Record

Uh...

Cloud.

That's a unicorn.

Alright, now I have a name for it.

That still doesn't explain why it's following me.

It's following you because you're ... not like some of us.

~~Apparently they follow virgins.~~

Edited 2011-02-23 05:08 (UTC)

Is that what this is all about?

This place is repeating itself. Last time was at least interesting--I was stuck with cat ears and a tail.

If you knew about those then how did you--

Well not like I'd know either way. I just saw everyone else figure it out.

I see.

Well, the cat ear thing was easier to figure out--a bunch of people were affected.

[Pause]

Actually, now that you mention it, unicorns were mentioned at that time, but I guess I didn't know what those were, exactly.

I didn't know what they were either until they happened for the first time here. Bunch of people tried to get rid of 'em - that was funny.

[A long pause and a few false starts, before he just... decides he's better off not knowing the details.]

That must have been interesting.

You still [slight pause] having trouble with your weapon?

[Does he realize the innuendo there? ... It's Cloud, probably not, but good lord, it's right there!

But wait, define 'interesting'.

What is this conversation, stupid handwriting XD but it's Cloud. It probably means exactly what he wrote.]

I'm not back to work, if that's what you mean.

[Cloud did not, in fact, notice he had made an innuendo. And he probably wouldn't until someone pointed it out to him. He was just asking Smoke a straightforward question, while trying to avoid the subject of his chibiness.]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Too bad. Being a kid isn't much fun.

[Yeah, not helping Cloud. Not at all.]

At least I don't have a Unicorn, even as a kid.

I'd be a little disappointed if I found out about these creatures without being able to see one up close.

I'm not about to try getting rid of this one, either.

[Well, that kind of cleared the air. Sort of.]

I've seen 'em from a distance. About as close as I'll ever get to one.

Yeah enjoy that while it lasts.

[... or not lol]

[...that's a strange way to put it.]

It's too bad there aren't any more of them around. I would have liked to compare this one to a few others.

[Hello more innuendo]

You looking for a whose is bigger contest or something?

[...yeah, he gets that joke.]

More just seeing if there are differences between the different animals.

Do you think unicorns care which one has the longer horn?

[NOW he's wondering if you've been playing dumb this whole time]

Then you should talk to Toushi or Moon about it. They always had a bunch.

And nah, if they show up for that reason, I doubt they care about horn length. Now soft skin or hair I could see.

[OOC: Yeah I almost wrote 'coat' and 'mane' but this isn't Applejack]

[Nope, most of this conversation was innuendo-free, on Cloud's part. Most of it.]

Oh yeah? At least that's two people this creature can stand being around.

[...yeah, not touching that one.]

I'm pretty sure there's more. I'm just not one of 'em.

[Snaps fingers]

Duly noted. Guess I'll see you when all this insanity is over, then... and hopefully after you're the proper size.

I guess mine was special.

You had one of these things too?

Yeah. It was a dinosaur, though.

They don't like being around people who aren't virgins, so if you get sick of yours, just go stand somewhere crowded.

[No comment on the dinosaur thing ~~mostly because the mun isn't sure how that would translate~~]

Not a bad idea.

I don't really mind it; I was just trying to figure out why it was wandering around after me.

Work is probably going to be interesting.

[Terrible lizard, maybe? Idk if they thought dinosaur bones belonged to dragons in Japan too, or just China.]

Even if you leave it behind to go on the elevator, it'll show up again. They're persistent suckers.

[Most likely, yes. And I think so.]

They're able to teleport? Or is it just a Tree thing?

I don't know. You don't think of unicorns teleporting, but then again I didn't think of unicorns as big reptiles before, either.

This place tends to bring things we'd never think about into existence with alarming frequency.

...a horse with a horn? Huh...

[Pentaps for a few seconds, those sound familiar]

Are there bees around? Do you have a hat?

I'm told it tends to follow virgins around.

[Pause. Wat?]

...no.

...Huh. I figured they'd like people with hats more. Dunno why.

Well, I'm not wearing one.

[...he might regret asking this question, but he just has to know.]

Why bees?

Heeey, I had one of those! She was beautiful.

I take it you don't have it any more?

[Pause, then he realizes that could be taken the wrong way.]

I mean the Tree stopped making it follow you around?

Huh? Yeah. It kind of sucks, honestly.

I miss her.

Really?

I suppose they're interesting enough, but I don't know about missing it once it's gone.

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Well, why not.

He missed all the excitement about other unicorns that have shown up.

ffff this could be so terrible

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Speaking of kitty ears...

haha

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...thought you might do that

It was practically required

Hee~

Re: Hee~

One last questionable statement for the road...

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/Is Lix.

Looool

Ranger ping!

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Haha, did anyone ever explain the virginity thing to her?

Cloud just said it up-thread to Lix, if you want her to see that XD