❦ 23rd Record

[iattractmushi]

Looks like the Tree wants animals following me this month. At least this one doesn't talk.

...anyone want to tell me why this horse has a horn?

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[iattractmushi]

[Cloud did not, in fact, notice he had made an innuendo. And he probably wouldn't until someone pointed it out to him. He was just asking Smoke a straightforward question, while trying to avoid the subject of his chibiness.]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Too bad. Being a kid isn't much fun.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, not helping Cloud. Not at all.]

At least I don't have a Unicorn, even as a kid.

[iattractmushi]

I'd be a little disappointed if I found out about these creatures without being able to see one up close.

I'm not about to try getting rid of this one, either.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[Well, that kind of cleared the air. Sort of.]

I've seen 'em from a distance. About as close as I'll ever get to one.

Yeah enjoy that while it lasts.

[... or not lol]

[iattractmushi]

[...that's a strange way to put it.]

It's too bad there aren't any more of them around. I would have liked to compare this one to a few others.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[Hello more innuendo]

You looking for a whose is bigger contest or something?

...thought you might do that

[iattractmushi]

[...yeah, he gets that joke.]

More just seeing if there are differences between the different animals.

Do you think unicorns care which one has the longer horn?

It was practically required

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[NOW he's wondering if you've been playing dumb this whole time]

Then you should talk to Toushi or Moon about it. They always had a bunch.

And nah, if they show up for that reason, I doubt they care about horn length. Now soft skin or hair I could see.

[OOC: Yeah I almost wrote 'coat' and 'mane' but this isn't Applejack]

Hee~

[iattractmushi]

[Nope, most of this conversation was innuendo-free, on Cloud's part. Most of it.]

Oh yeah? At least that's two people this creature can stand being around.

[...yeah, not touching that one.]

Re: Hee~

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure there's more. I'm just not one of 'em.

[Snaps fingers]

One last questionable statement for the road...

[iattractmushi]

Duly noted. Guess I'll see you when all this insanity is over, then... and hopefully after you're the proper size.