❦ 23rd Record

[iattractmushi]

Looks like the Tree wants animals following me this month. At least this one doesn't talk.

...anyone want to tell me why this horse has a horn?

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[iattractmushi]

Is that what this is all about?

This place is repeating itself. Last time was at least interesting--I was stuck with cat ears and a tail.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

If you knew about those then how did you--

Well not like I'd know either way. I just saw everyone else figure it out.

Speaking of kitty ears...

[iattractmushi]

I see.

Well, the cat ear thing was easier to figure out--a bunch of people were affected.

[Pause]

Actually, now that you mention it, unicorns were mentioned at that time, but I guess I didn't know what those were, exactly.

haha

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I didn't know what they were either until they happened for the first time here. Bunch of people tried to get rid of 'em - that was funny.

[iattractmushi]

[A long pause and a few false starts, before he just... decides he's better off not knowing the details.]

That must have been interesting.

You still [slight pause] having trouble with your weapon?

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[Does he realize the innuendo there? ... It's Cloud, probably not, but good lord, it's right there!

But wait, define 'interesting'.

What is this conversation, stupid handwriting XD but it's Cloud. It probably means exactly what he wrote.]

I'm not back to work, if that's what you mean.

[iattractmushi]

[Cloud did not, in fact, notice he had made an innuendo. And he probably wouldn't until someone pointed it out to him. He was just asking Smoke a straightforward question, while trying to avoid the subject of his chibiness.]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Too bad. Being a kid isn't much fun.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, not helping Cloud. Not at all.]

At least I don't have a Unicorn, even as a kid.

[iattractmushi]

I'd be a little disappointed if I found out about these creatures without being able to see one up close.

I'm not about to try getting rid of this one, either.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[Well, that kind of cleared the air. Sort of.]

I've seen 'em from a distance. About as close as I'll ever get to one.

Yeah enjoy that while it lasts.

[... or not lol]

[iattractmushi]

[...that's a strange way to put it.]

It's too bad there aren't any more of them around. I would have liked to compare this one to a few others.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[Hello more innuendo]

You looking for a whose is bigger contest or something?

...thought you might do that

[iattractmushi]

[...yeah, he gets that joke.]

More just seeing if there are differences between the different animals.

Do you think unicorns care which one has the longer horn?

It was practically required

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

[NOW he's wondering if you've been playing dumb this whole time]

Then you should talk to Toushi or Moon about it. They always had a bunch.

And nah, if they show up for that reason, I doubt they care about horn length. Now soft skin or hair I could see.

[OOC: Yeah I almost wrote 'coat' and 'mane' but this isn't Applejack]

Hee~

[iattractmushi]

[Nope, most of this conversation was innuendo-free, on Cloud's part. Most of it.]

Oh yeah? At least that's two people this creature can stand being around.

[...yeah, not touching that one.]

Re: Hee~

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure there's more. I'm just not one of 'em.

[Snaps fingers]

One last questionable statement for the road...

[iattractmushi]

Duly noted. Guess I'll see you when all this insanity is over, then... and hopefully after you're the proper size.